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No for real, you are in the wrong place
Hello, my name is ali, alisha .... I don't even know my name anymore.. so just cal me ali ( its easier to spell at least ). Right now I am at my moms baby-sitting Satan ( Greg, 12 )and one of His minions..(kathryn , 13 ). together they form one enormous blob of annoyingness.I stopped working on his site about 3 months ago when it pissed me off so bad i started to eat the keyboard, but seeing that there is not much better to do i might as well make it a lil less gay.
Since i am half asleep and cannot think of much to type and at the same time have this desire to take up space, i will tell u the most recent thing i can think of and fill u in on my summer from there.
and of coarse it would be .. CAMP...
Camp was cool.. This year there was less need of bug spray. We all found that Jd like to wear those package enhancing devises. We also found out that Joey and I had a son, and did not know it. That Guys REALLY DON'T stop for directions.. ( well at least you got us out Joe :)
Stumps are bad.. yeah .. They are bad.( ow )
any form of bee is bad as well...
rafting is fun..water is wet.
...and that's all I got to say about that. Moving on..the week after camp .. I hung out with Joe.. leading me to my next exciting thing..GOV. SCHOOL.
It was everything I thought it would be ..
it consisted of waking up at 6-7, normally in Katie's bed.( my roomy snored ). Getting to breakfast whenever you could get yourself motivated. And of coarse, being in class by 8:00am. (not to shabby). in class i proceeded to draw, i also tok time to marvel at the greatness of" TheMonkey " ( mystical music ).. with Becca..( becca copletes me ) . we would do his till 12:00. at that time we would proceed to Lunch where all could hear the great call of "corndog " throughout the cafeteria as we ate our mulch.
1:00 we start painting.. with .. MS.NANCY. "if i where you i would.." need i say more ?
diner (5:00 ) consisted of more mulch, cordog"
and as much of the fries " as we want " ahem..
after dinner .. various things occurred: concerts, Mr. Dun and His great talkes of....everything.After that there was "Open studio ".. which was not open at all.. it was just .. studio, great fun. When that let out( 9:30 pm ) we proceeded to the male doom where we over through all of the male gender. This consisted of playing cards/ guitar, and attempting getting my hair spiked. At 10:00pm ( Marcu time )you had to be in the dorms. At 10:30pm.. you must have one foot inside dorm room, which was exactly what was done. thus started everyone's fav. pastime "feed ali " lol .. ( pictures of Katie fishing grapes out of the light fixtures will soon be found on the photo page )
( Katie fulfills me! ) lol
12:00am .. sneaking into Katie's room where we talk about markers, and after, pass out talking to Katie's man, Jay.
12-6am .. i would dream of joe...
and that is all i got to say about that . moving on to .. the 3 days of spartany goodness.. where there was a reunion of gov . school buddies .. and stealing of trays from A.B.Comp. :( i miss yall !!!
and that leads up to now where i am once again baby-sitting Satan .. and his minion. After suffering a minor surfing injury .. and dealing with the weariness after giving Satan and company many savage beatings.. i am tired and want to go to sleep .. but yet .. there is a 13 year old with turrets sitting in my bed dropping quarters down my lil sisters pants while she is playing Nintendo... someone please kill me ...
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People<-------<<-
This would be the portion of the web site that i say "hello ! " to all my friends ...... JOE- hello ! (i love you!)
heather- hello !
faun- hello !
becca- evening !( you complete me )
malissa- evening!
katie- evening! (you fuffil me ! )
cat- hello ! ( in the pool ? )
emily- hello ! ( you rock my socks off )
alan- hello !
herp- evening! (evening )
corndog- evening ! (corndog )
kenne- hello ! (BAM! )
jenny- hello !
nikki A- hello! ( panda moffia )
Nikki b- hello !
rosey- hello !
Faith- hello !
susy- hello!
laura- hello ! ( i don't like peas )
kevin - hello!
brantly- hello !
brian- hello !
samantha- hello !
heather b. - hello ! (NO )
Pat - hello! ( Don't slater my family )
S' man- hello ( u suck , dash is awesome )
hello to the dashboard fans
i am getting tired of this so i am going to stop.sorry to all who where forgotten.. i know there are many i love you all!
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me and joe !
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THINGS I HATE....
.CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS .CLOWNS . CLOWNS .Drive-thru's that have a talking bear or a cherubic little boy with a speaker on their stomach that try and make me believe im actually talking to a 7 foot boy with a sailor's suit on ...I mean come on! im not buying the illusion guy's, try harder . CLOWNS
. CLOWNS
. People who for some reason seem to think spider man is better than superman... there is nothing better that a man who is not afriad to wear clothes his momma mad him :).. (even if it means his underpants will be on over his other clothes.)
. CLOWNS
. CLOWNS
. Racial acts against Eskimoes (They're people too)
. AND CLOWNS
IF U HATE CLOWNS TOO .. EMAIL ME
alimunky@aol.com
more stuff...........
If this homepage offends you in any way, through your arms above your head and run to your nearest shoe store.. When you get there ask them to make you an extra large corndog w/ cheese. I don't think it will do you any good.. but it will be funny :)
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me and my sexy woman
* me , katie and becca*
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